caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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bewmshakalaka

awkwardthuggin:

Trying to pull off a joke and messing up the punchline

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broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

florizer:

i’ve heard about Acne Studios a thousand times, and i searched for their clothes on tumblr and on google and i’ve always fancied it, but today i took some time to go through their site AND OH MY DEAR LORD, I’M NEVER GONNA GET MONEY FOR THIS SHIT. I HAVE TO SELL MY ASS MY ENTIRE LIFE TO EVEN BUY A PAIR OF SHOES THERE.

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